Dark Green and Grayed Out

My big boss has an extensive and expensive fountain pen collection. My other bosses have dolls, think Mistula, and long boards.
I'm thinking why I don't have any collection, no interesting quirk, no same-feather community. Obviously I can't afford even to think of buying a hand-crafted fountain pen. And although I do have stuffed toys at home, they're more of for sentiment, like the one that's just 5 years younger than me, than for dressing up and going to goth doll conventions. As for longboarding, well, suffice it to say that I should not be entrusted with anything with wheels.
Back in my saner days, I had a short-lived stamp collection. But that was as far as collections went for me.

I want to collect something. I want to belong to some quirky club. But right now I'm dark green and grayed out.